TUMotW: The Core

Previous installments: Spartan

This week's flick: The Core
Directed by Jon Amiel
Written by Cooper Layne and John Rogers
Starring Hilary Swank, Aaron Eckhart, Stanley Tucci, Delroy Lindo, Bruce Greenwood, DJ Qualls

I get the feeling my entire blog readership (yeah, both of you) is having a WTH?^[1] moment right about now. But hear me out.
Don't get me wrong. The plot is ridiculous. Here's a brief run-down:

1. The earth's core stops spinning
2. Shit happens
3. A crack team of scientists decides to nuke the core into spinning
4. More shit happens
5. Saved!

This is essentially a big budget b-movie^[2]. It's a fun, stupid movie with a stellar cast, including the great Stanley Tucci and the tragically underrated Bruce Greenwood^[3], who unfortunately snuffs it about half way through the flick^[4].

This movie essentially belongs in the same category as fellow disaster movie Armageddon: it's not high art, but it's a good way to kill a couple of hours.

^[1] What the Hasselhoff?
^[2] b₃m?
^[3] Who also stars in several upcoming installments of TUMotW...
^[4] Spoiler? I'll give you a spoiler: at the end, Bruce Willis realises he's been dead through the entire movie. I'm not saying which movie, though.