New Lordi Members, part three

A while ago I set out to line up replacement members for Finnish monster rock superstars Lordi. This to ensure the continued popularity and vitality of the band. After many months of searching all over the world, particularly in Mongolia, I'm now prepared to name another new Lordi member.
And the third replacement is none other than...Zinedine Zidane!

(Zidane's the one in the bottom left corner.)

As you can see from the image, Zidane was extremely happy to be landing this gig!^[1]
Of course, with reports of Fidel Castro being in critical condition, I find myself having to look for a potential replacement for him as well. Man, this band is shedding more members than Kiss! Anyway, I've found an understudy for Fidel, who'll be ready to take over in the event of Castro's death.
The new understudy is...Mel Gibson!

(Gibson is the one in the middle.)

To be continued...

^[1] Not my best Photoshop work, but what the hey! I'm busy, I ain't got all day to work on this stuff!